Beyoncé, world wide woman, mother, wife, superstar, actress, basically the woman can do anything but lately, she seems to be overdoing just about everything. If we had an opportunity to sit down and have the chats with the Run the World singer, there is a couple of things we would like to say to her.
1. It’s nice to be nice
We understand you have become a global superstar on your own merit Beyoncé, but try not to forget your adoring fans who put you there. This little dig may not have been the nicest.
2. Lots of women give birth, Beyoncé.
On a daily basis… We think Blue Ivy is adorable but we are pretty sure the mothers of this world adore their children just as much. You may not be the only one…
3. It’s ok to take a break
You have had a child, you’re not married that long, you’re pretty rich, it’s ok to sit back and enjoy that. Honestly! Have a cuppa.
4. We’ve all had fashion mishaps
We all wore those jeans that were buttoned all the way up the side with tiny tank tops and thought they were the coolest thing since sliced bread but we know we are not style Queens. You cannot undo the past and that’s ok Beyonce, that is ok.
5. Sticks and stones
No matter what path in life you have chosen, people are going to talk about you. That is a fact. Throwing your toys out of the pram will not change this. Lead by example, haters are going to hate. Ignore them.
6. Please don’t call women bitches
Not very “girl power”. We’re meant to be together on this one, Bey.
7. It’s ok to be a singer
You don’t have to be the Renaissance woman, it is ok just be a singer. You’re really good at it. You know, get some sleep.
8. You can only invent so many names for yourself
B, Queen Bey, Sasha Fierce, Mrs. Carter. Just pick one! It’s like the Prince reinvention all over again.
9. There are others better than you, there were others before you
No one is really original, it would be quite impossible.
10. You don’t need to advertise Pepsi
They are getting a lot more out of it than you!
11. Magazine break
There’s only so many covers you can be on at once…
12. You are not the dancing priest
There is no need to break a world record for the most moves on stage. You can just stand there and sing. Or take some advice from Westlife and grab a chair!
