When Taylor isn’t giving her ex-boyfriends a hard time or having the p**s taken out of her by a goat, she likes to DJ as this picture from Wednesday night’s BRIT Awards show.
Yes, that is country crooner Taylor Swift having the craic with Gavin & Stacy’s Jame’s Corden (doesn’t he look like he’s enjoying himself?). We can’t help but wonder what on earth Taylor has said to James to get him so giddy.
Anyway, we don’t know what Taylor played on the night itself but we decided to put together the playlist that we wish she spun when she took to the decks…
“No Scrubs” by TLC:
A warning sign to any potential love interests, we imagine Taylor would spin this track to make a point. She’s a classy lady, she knows how to rock a frock and she doesn’t want any scrubs. (We imagine her standing on top of her DJ equipment and rapping along with Left-Eye for this one).
“I Just Came To Say Hello” by Martin Solveig and Dragonette
Obviously Taylor would have to bust out a guaranteed choon in order to keep the crowds happy. This is upbeat and the perfect song to encourage people to hit the dancefloor. We can just picture TaySwizz doing a fist pump ala Jersey Shore to this one.
“I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor:
She has a lot of exes but despite that, Taylor knows how to bouce back from a bad break-up. While playing this song, Taylor would probably give Jame’s a few tips on how to reinvent yourself after a relationship ends. She’d also probably give him some pointers on how to turn your break-up into a multi-million-selling chart topper.
“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana:
As the end of the night starts to approach, Taylor would showcase her new ‘rock chick’ side by playing some Nirvana. It’s possible that she’d leap out of the DJ booth and start crowd surfing just to show everyone that she can be edgy too.
“All By Myself” by Celine Dion:
It’s the end of the night. A few drinks have been had. People are starting to feel a bit emotional. Taylor starts to reflect on her love life. She croons along with Celine while hugging James and asking him if he’s single…
