Many of us sing along with popular songs unknown to ourselves and never truly listen to the lyrics. We often hear the older generation say, “they don’t make music like they use to”, and as usual, they’re right.
If we were actually paying attention to the lyrics we were singing we would notice just how creepy they really are.
When we say creepy, what we really mean is, we’ve absolutely no idea how the following ten artists got away with these next hit songs.
1. Walk This Way
“Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sexy little skirt’s climbin’ way up her knee.” Interesting Aerosmith, very interesting…
2. One Way
Debbie Harry promises that one way or another, she’s gonna find ya’, she’s gonna get ya’, get ya’, get ya’, get ya’… We’ll take your word for, Blondie.
3. Every Breath You Take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEnJDaqT3-0
Did you know that every game you play, every night you stay, Sting will be watching you. “Oh can’t you see? You belong to me…” Can someone call The Police?!
4. Iris
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow…” We suggest the Goo Goo Dolls give it up now.
5. Hello
“I’ve been alone with you inside my mind, and in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times, I sometimes see you pass outside my door… Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Lionel. Step. Away. From. The. Window.
6. I Want To Know What Love Is
“I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me, I wanna feel what love is, I know you can show me…” Foreigner is definitely not a fan of playing the game.
7. Sweet Caroline
“Warm touchin’ warm, reachin’ out, touchin’ me, touchin’ you.” Neil Diamond has no shame. None whatsoever.
8. I’m On Fire
“Hey little girl is your daddy home, did he go away and leave you all alone, I got a bad desire, Im on fire.” Bruce Springsteen our Dads’ fist want to have a word with your face.
9. Let Me Put My Love Into You
“Let me cut your cake with my knife…” Subtle AC/DC, very subtle.
10. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
According to the Boss, Santa “sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…”
