Word of Advice To Husbands? Maybe Don’t Draw Up A Spreadsheet Of All The Times Your Wife Didn’t Want To Have Sex…

It’s no surprise that when it comes to sex, men and women can look at the whole thing very differently. While some men prefer the wild and spontaneous sex, others are looking to romance you. And then some are just looking for sex in general, and apparently keeping a list of rejection attempts too. A man made a very unique decision to draw up a spreadsheet detailing the amount of times he had had sex with his wife, including a column of rejections and excuses when she wasn’t in the mood. Reddit user throwwwwaway29 posted the document to her account after being emailed it in response to telling her husband she was heading on a ten day business trip. The list highlighted that the couple had made love three times in nearly two months, while ‘excuses’ for not doing the deed included ‘I feel gross’ and ‘I need a shower’. Alongside the image, throwwwwaway29 posted comments on the site outlining the purpose of the list: ‘My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip. ‘It’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.   ‘According to his “document”, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.’ We’re somehow thinking this spreadsheet might have scuppered his future attempts for the next few months anyway…