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03rd Nov 2015

Woman Gets Poem From Her Ex’s New Girlfriend – Literally Loses Her Sh*t

This takes trolling to a new level.

Megan Cassidy

Now this is revenge… and it sure ain’t sweet.

When Amanda Chatel received a poem from her ex-husband’s new girlfriend (who happens to be just two years older than his daughter), she did not take it well.

Woah

In fact, she admits in a YouTango article documenting the events, that she is aware that what she did puts her in the “crazy” category.

After briefly considering packing up her own faeces and sending it to him, she settled on a “delightful care package of horse sh*t”.

She wrote:

Before I took to Google, I briefly considered packing up my own sh*t. Yes, I know that puts me in the “crazy” category, but f*ck it. You get cheated on by your husband, then receive a poem from his 20-year-old girlfriend, and then we can talk.

But I realized such a thing probably wouldn’t make it through customs. So, after a bit of research, I came across, Sh*texpress.com,  a website that provided the exact service I needed.

Shit Express

For less than $20, I could send a delightful care package of horse sh*t to anyone in the world. It was an anonymous service, although something tells me that when he opens it, it won’t be very anonymous.

She concludes: “Was I immature to do such a thing? Probably. Did they deserve it? Absolutely.”

There’s dumping someone… and then there’s DUMPING someone.