“WHAT Rhymes With Hug Me?!” The #AskThicke Hashtag Is Arguably The Best Thing That’s Happened On Twitter

For some strange and unknown reason, VH1 thought it would be a great idea to host a Twitter Q&A with singer Robin Thicke. They asked fans to submit their questions along with the hashtag, #AskThicke.

Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s for tomorrow's Twitter Q+A using #AskThicke! pic.twitter.com/LwWKWlBysg — VH1 (@VH1) June 30, 2014

However, considering the amount of bad publicity Thicke has suffered over the last few months since the release of Blurred Lines, things didn't go exactly to VH1's plan (or maybe it did and they were looking for this kind of publicity). We would be surprised if there is even one question which could be used from any of these. Robin will apparently be answering questions about 6.30pm our time. We're not sure he will be answering any of these.

#AskThicke If you sang one of your songs in a forest, and no-one was around to hear it, would you still be a wanker? — Mister Sandwich (@MisterNSandwich) July 1, 2014

 

Are you even reading these? Or are you alone, gyrating against some furniture? #AskThicke — cluedont (@cluedont) June 30, 2014

Do you want to build a snowman? #AskThicke — Karen Cole (@karlou) July 1, 2014

 

#AskThicke If we say your name three times, will you disappear? pic.twitter.com/htcvRtuBNX — Jamie DMJ (@JamieDMJ) July 1, 2014

Which feminist re-working of Blurred Lines is your fave? #AskThicke — Lauren Hess (@LaurenH_ZA) July 1, 2014

 

Are you going to fire your social media consultant? #AskThicke — Michael Merrifield (@ProfMike_M) July 1, 2014

What's it like to be about as popular as a dog with a wet nose on a nudist beach? #AskThicke — cluedont (@cluedont) July 1, 2014

 

I'd like to hear your desert island discs, how soon could you get to a desert island? #AskThicke — Bozwonk (@lolwarlol) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke Do you know the line you'll have to sign on the divorce papers won't be blurred? — Lena Horne (@shakiraevanss) July 1, 2014

 

If you HAD to choose, would you rather be remembered for a rape anthem, the public stalking of Paula or cultural appropriation?#AskThicke — Rachel McKibbens (@RachelMcKibbens) June 30, 2014

#askthicke Once you've found what rhymes with hug me try what rhymes with misogynistic shit mustached shit music bellend — Heskeysbee (@Gibbo1810) July 1, 2014

 

Nobody wants to #AskThicke a gottdamn thing. Except maybe to go away. — Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) June 30, 2014

Wow, this #AskThicke thing went about as well as Ask R Kelly, didn't it? — Jack Connell (@JackAConnell) July 1, 2014

 

Do you read the jokes on the back of penguins or do you hate jokes on penguins?? #AskThicke — Carl Joseph (@CarlJoJo) July 1, 2014

#askthicke what rhymes with "hug me" — romy (@ALlENGRRL) July 1, 2014

  The lone voice.

Sickens me that people are finding joy in hurting someone else. @robinthicke you keep doing you! Love your music! #AskThicke — Michelle (@mi_shell1989) July 1, 2014