Older generations have been telling males to ‘cover up’ their manhood for years now, but the phrase has been taken to a whole new level thanks to the folk at Fleshlight.
Fleshlight Launchpad is a new gadget designed for iPad’s that helps men masturbate. Yes, you read that correctly.
Daniel Pacheco from Fleshlight told the Daily Dot that “tablet devices have allowed for porn consumption to become ‘mobile’ and more convenient for viewers to watch their favourite content.”
“Coupled with our Fleshlight LaunchPAD, they’re set for a pleasurable time,” he continued.
The gadget, which is described as ‘solo pleasure tubes’ for gentlemen, has an equally peculiar advertisement to go accompany its launch.
The LaunchPAD’s description reads: “Use the rugged handgrips on either side of the Fleshlight LaunchPAD and enjoy a completely new perspective. Explore using your Fleshlight LaunchPAD in a variety of positions, including keeping the device stationary during use – another great way to practice improving your sexual stamina! As with all Fleshlight products, don’t forget to use Fleshlube® water-based lubricant.”
This may quite possibly be the most disturbing invention of all time…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WBBXxScrk
Video via YouTube/Official Fleshlight
Hat-tip: Huffington Post.
