Search icon

Life

05th Nov 2015

This Man Has The Perfect Solution To Leaving Those Awkward Parking Notes

It's brilliantly passive aggressive.

Megan Cassidy

We all know the struggle of trying to craft the perfect p*issed off note when someone parks in two spaces.

We want them to know we’re not happy, but we don’t want to completely ruin someone’s day – so finding the perfect passive-aggressive tone can be really tough.

turtle2

Well according to The Metro, this man has come up with the perfect solution, and it even has an awkward turtle.

Racing driver and mechanic Bill Caswell, explains on his website buildraceparty.com why he was inspired to create the ingenious notes.

turtle1

He writes: “We’ve all seen it. Some asshat thinks his car is nicer than everyone else’s car and takes up two spots to prevent his door from being dinged.

“There’s really nothing you can do.

“As car people, we would never damage another person’s car. I’ve heard stories of letting the air out of the tires so he’s stuck there for a while. But really there’s nothing you can do. Especially because police rarely write parking tickets in private parking lots.

“So here’s a better approach. My friend made this and keeps a few copies in his glove box. When he comes across an asshat parking job, he leaves it under their windshield wiper.”

turtle4

We are actually now HOPING someone parks between the lines so we can do this.