There’s a ‘private paradise’ for sale in Malahide and oh lord

There's a "private paradise" for sale in Malahide for €7.5 mil, who wants in?

If you're like us, there's probably nothing that makes you happier than sitting around on Sherry Fitzgerald and looking at pretty gaffs. Small gaffs, restored gaffs, mansion gaffs, pretty gaffs, rustic gaffs, fully-furnished gaffs - you name it. If there's a gaff worth looking at, we'll be there. Imagine our delight, our enthrallment, our unadulterated excitement then when we discovered this beauty for sale in Malahide. Described as a "private paradise" (yes, really), the recently restored home in Emsworth dates back to the eighteenth century, sits on 17 acres of gorgeous land, and even includes a zip line out the back. Yeah, a zip line. In case you get bored with all the beauty and want to see it from a different angle, you know? The home is surrounded by woodlands, stunning lawns, two pools, and orchard, and a plethora of gardens. There's also a playing pitch and a tennis court if the above weren't enough for you. The house itself includes four bedrooms, four bathrooms, a gym, a wine cellar, some garages, and - wait for it - a cinema room. And don't even get us started on the interior. Can't go wrong with a classic metro bathroom tile. (Oh, and there's also a fully restored guest house containing two bedrooms and a bathroom as well, so you know, invite all your mates over, no bother.) The house is currently on sale for a cool €7.5 million, which isn't all that much in the grand scheme of things. Just get about 200 mates together and you'll be able to afford this place no problem. Sorted.