A night out with the girls is one of life’s simplest pleasures. A tipple or two, some dancing and a lot of laughter… it’s good for the soul and we love it. What we don’t love so much, is the prepping for it. Here are the five worst things about prepping for a night out. The lengths we go to!
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The tanning
We don’t care what brand it is, it still smells, and it still stains. Sure, we’d love to go all Nicola Roberts and be proud to be pale, but when everyone else goes out golden, it’s no craic looking like Casper the friendly ghost by comparison. Particularly when we’re scrolling through the pictures the next day.
The ringaround
“Where do you want to go?”
“I don’t mind, where do you want to go?”
“I don’t care, will we ask Sarah?”
“Ok. You call her, then I’ll call Fiona, then you call me back, ok?”
MAKE A DECISION, SOMEONE!
The ‘what to wear’
A woman has two problems when peering into her wardrobe. Nowhere to store all the clothes, and nothing to wear.
The bit where you can’t move an inch for twenty minutes
Doesn’t matter, it’s the law that whatever happens you will slap freshly painted nails off something anyway.
Waiting in line for the club
Oh, you’re going to let those thirty girls in ahead of us? Cool. Thanks.
But in the end it’s all good…
Because you remember why you’re putting yourself through this. You and your mates party like nobody’s business. To the dance floor!
