Whether you went to a mixed school or not, there was always that one guy who was nothing but a two-timing jerk.
Back in the days of “wb x”, he was the one that you and all your mates had kissed at one stage or another and he was expert at playing you off each other.
Well, one angry student, referring to herself as “Muffin Top” had had enough of her class casanova and decided to tell him what for.
She wrote:
Payton,
You’re a PLAYER and nothing more! You cheated on TWO of my BEST friends…
Now you’re trying to get with my String Bean! (Skylar)
And if ya’ll do end up together – which I hope you don’t – you better not hurt her!!!
And if you do then me, Kenzie, Sierra and Felicity will go OFF on YOU!!
And, you’re messed up in the head because you DATED + KISSED your cousin!
My conclusion is you were on THE WEED.
I hope you live a very happy life knowing that you’ve dated an estimated 50 girls.
MAN WHORE.
Your enemy,
Muffin Top.
The note, was discovered by their teacher and posted to Reddit, where it has now blown up with over 1,000,000 views.
As usual, we think the comments are almost funnier than the note itself.
One imgur user wrote: “Aggressive colour coding really gets the point across” while another noted “Its like she had a note template pre-made and filled in the names and offences.”
All we have to say is, there was no need for such colourful language.
