Whether it’s a Handlebar, a Fu Manchu, or a Laser Loop, this illustrated, humourous guide will help men everywhere achieve the moustache of their dreams.
The Moustache Grower’s Guide, €14, ASOS
Included are instructions for how to grow, groom, and maintain 30 classic and modern moustaches, as well as fashion advice on how to rock each look.
Outdoorsy types can go wild with the Lumberjack and a check shirt while those aspiring to steampunk style can dress up their Aeronaut with a tuxedo or nautical gear.
Or go hipster to the max by cultivating the Crustache or the Pyramid that we’re told looks sharp with skinny jeans and thick-rimmed glasses.
With tons of illustrations and exclusive tips from professional competitors, this book will add major style to any man’s upperlip dressing. At least until Crimbo when the razor comes outta hiding!