Some Of The Items In The Oscars Goodie Bags Are Mad Altogether

Ah now. Distinctive Assets, a gift company based in America, has released a list of what will be included in The Oscars goodie bags this year and we don't know where to go from here. Spotted on METRO, the goodie bags are described as a 'blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savour the simple joy of a gift". A-list partying Now, seeing as the Oscars celebrate some of Hollywood's most gifted talents, we expected the goodies to be extravagant but these are crazy altogether. Those attending the Oscars, Jen, Brad et al, will be presented with a walking tour of Japan (worth $45,000), a ten day holiday to Israel, a year's unlimited car rentals from Audi, a vampire breast lift and a 'fitness package in a private villa' and a lifetime supply of skin creams to name a few of the items listed.