Sneaky sausage dog is always stealing things and the internet adores him

So sneaky.

There is no better dog than a sausage dog.

Or, as they are officially and not-as-cutely called – dachshunds.

They are small, they are long, and their faces are probably the sweetest things to have ever roamed this earth.

Turns out though that apparently the humble dachshund is actually pretty sneaky.

Or rather, the one that belongs to Twitter user, Francesca Emmingham is anyway.

Francesca took to social media to share a thread of the things that her dog, Flynn (yes, we know, adorable) tends to steal around her house.

The items range from the TV remote to candles to bowls to blankets.

Flynn is a hoarder… and the internet loves him for it.

Here are some of his greatest hits.

1. pic.twitter.com/lTubnwSxhb

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

2. pic.twitter.com/zuD6GaI1gt

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

3. pic.twitter.com/CUsc6frItQ

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

4. pic.twitter.com/zl4ZPy9x5X

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

6. pic.twitter.com/7IzcRMwTmS

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

7. pic.twitter.com/TP9MNxFCZ1

— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018

Bless him, like.

Francesca’s thread has received thousands and thousands of retweets, which is no surprise really considering how adorable that little guy is.

It wasn’t long before people began sharing their own photos of the things that their dogs steal.

It was a glorious moment.

My guy made a man cave for himself. pic.twitter.com/PcCOkfvgGm

— Chris11962 (@Chris11962) January 22, 2018

Awww! He can’t compete, but my blind chiweenie once dragged an empty bottle of wine out of the recycling & into his den. pic.twitter.com/PODUsL7CPc

— Sharon Knolle (@sknolle) January 23, 2018