Simpsons Did It! Eleven Things We Learned From The Simpsons

It's been with us for most of our lives and the Simpsons has always managed to come up with some brilliant advice. Surely we have learned something. Here are eleven things we have learned from the Simpsons. 1. Alchohol Helps. 2. Two Wrongs Make A Right. Yes. "Two wrongs make a right, Lisa." 3. You need to give up sometimes. 4. Time Travel is Complicated. "If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine." 5. Adults Don't Quit! 6. Take What You Can Get "You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!" 7. Marriage is very much like an orange. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r84d-msuyp0#t=29 8. Never try. 9. Motherhood is the best. "Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman." 10. Women are like... nuclear reactors. "You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons." Yes, exactly. 11. Weaseling out of things is important! Hat Tip to Louise McNamara for suggesting these lessons!