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18th April 2015
07:00pm BST

“My feet are sore.”
Complaining ain’t going to help!
“I haven’t seen you in ages.”
You will always come across someone you know and will most likely not see again for ages despite your promises of a catch-up.
“I’m heading to the loo. You need to go?”
Some things will never change. Going to the toilet in pairs is one of them.
“I want to go to the chipper.”
Aah, those late-night cravings. You know you shouldn’t but you always end up in the queue.
“I have had way too much to drink.”
Should have thought about that an hour or so ago.
“What? What? I can’t hear you.”
And you think they can hear you?

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