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23rd Nov 2015

Seven Lies You Tell Yourself At The Start Of Every Week

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As a nation, we’re pretty talented at telling little white lies. Some we tell the lucky people around us, and others we just save for ourselves. 

Here are seven lies we tell ourselves at the start of every week….

1. I won’t have any drinks…

Until Saturday night. Not even that mid-week glass of wine. And you certainly won’t catch me at Thirsty Thursday.

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2. I’ll go to the gym…

At least four times this week. And I’m definitely starting that pre-work yoga class.

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3 I’ll be in bed…

Every night by 11pm. And I won’t watch any Netflix. None. Not even one little episode.

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4. No junk food. I will make a packed lunch for work each and every single day.

Face the facts, you probably won’t make lunch every day. Not to worry, Corrib Oil Service stations have the perfect alternative in form of a new gourmet sandwiches that they make fresh in store everyday. So when you break this promise, you don’t really need to worry.

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5. I’m going to get up ten minutes earlier every day…

And only hit the snooze button once.

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6. This is the week that I’m finally going to Skype…

My friends in Australia for a major catch up. And reply to all those Facebook messages.

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7. I’m going to lots of important things when I get home from work…

Like write a book, fold my clothes, start a blog, take off thh chipped nail polish, start a blog, eat quinoa. That’s right, it’s all going to happen this week.

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But next week, it’ll all be different, right?

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