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01st Jul 2015

“Screw You” – 11-Year-Old Girl’s Fantastically Sassy Breakup Text Goes Viral

Ah, young love.

Megan Cassidy

An 11-year-old girl has just given us a masterclass on how to deliver the perfect breakup text. 

This cheating boyfriend messed with the WRONG little girl.

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When Joey decided to go to the park with some other little biddy, she didn’t waste any time in telling him what for.

First up, she doesn’t beat around the bush, but straight up calls his BS out.

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When Joey hits back with a pretty weak denial she really goes in for the kill, telling him everything he believed about their relationship was a lie.

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Not put off by Joey’s Starbucks curve ball, here’s where our heroine really lays down the law.

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Take that, you two-timing twerp!

We are fully adopting this cut-throat breakup style in the future.