Lord save us and bless us, we can confirm that the first images of the Fifty Shades of Grey board game have been released. Do you want to have a look?
Feast your eyes on the following:
So what does the board game involve? Well, you’ll be relieved to hear that handcuffs are not included and whipping your party guests on the behind as you play is completely and totally optional.
The game itself encourages groups of friends to ask a series of increasingly naughty (and duurrrty!) questions about each other before they choose which friend they most associate with a particularly raunchy action.
Yes, we fail to see how this could be in anyway absolutely mortifying once you and your friends have had a couple of glasses of vino (note: sarcasm).
We think it sounds a little bit like a particularly sexed-up/BDSM-clad version of the classic drinking game I Never.
We should mention that if you do want to make the game a bit sexier (although if you’re playing with friends we have no idea WHY you would want to do this) you can buy the special Red Room Expansion Pack.
The board game is based on E.L James’ best-selling trilogy
Named after Christian Grey’s Red Room of Pain (the place where he gets his kink on in the books) this expansion pack contains a selection of absolutely filthy questions.
We imagine this part of the game is something that you should only play with himself, otherwise you’re just asking to be highly embarrassed (and possibly unable to meet your friends’ gaze ever again).
What do you think ladies? Is this a possible stocking-filler?
