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02nd Feb 2015

PICTURE: This Is Hands Down The Greatest Drunk Text You’ll Ever See

We cannot stop laughing.

Her

We cannot stop laughing.

Waking up after a night out and taking a quick glance at your phone only to realise that you spent the majority of the later hours of your evening sending texts to your nearest dearest, (it always seems like a good idea at the time), is enough to strike the fear of God into anyone.

Marcus Gray awoke on Sunday morning to discover he committed one of the cardinal sins.

He was using his cellular device at 4.30am. For those who don’t know, there is an unwritten rule that all texting must cease at 1am.

What Gray also realised however was that not only did he send messages, he also replied to them when he failed to get a response.

This is without a doubt the greatest drunk text we’ve ever seen.

Gray shared this image on Twitter yesterday and the post quickly went viral. Alex, please reply next time.

Hat-tip to our brothers over at JOE.ie for this. They’re always pillars of society and barely even get tipsy.