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29th May 2015

PIC: You Won’t Believe What This Man Requires From His Housekeeper

Unfortunately this is a REAL sign.

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Somehow we doubt too many people answered this ad.

A local newsagents in Bristol have an unusual advertisement hanging in their shop window – for a naked housekeeper.

The 69-year old, only known as John, says he doesn’t understand why locals have been angered by the sign.

PIC BY @BEEGARY/MERCURY PRESS (PICTURED: THE ADVERT FOR A NUDE CLEANER)  A self-confessed OAP 'voyeur' is advertising in his local newsagents ¿Äì for ¬£20-an-hour nude cleaners to brighten up his day. The 69-year-old, who only wants to be known as John, has placed an advert in a newsagents as he seeks his fourth 'employee' in as many years. His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying - all in the buff. SEE MERCURY COPY

Speaking to Metro UK, John said:

“But I’m not doing anything illegal. I’m not harming anyone. I’m a voyeur, in the truest sense of the word.

“If I was a pervert, I would use an escort agency. If I wanted sex, I would go to a red light district.”

John, who divorced his wife 24 years ago, said he got the idea to advertise for a naked cleaner from friends:
“We are very open-minded about life. At first I thought “pervy old b******”. But as I drove home, I had a think about it and the idea grew on me.”

We don’t want to know how this interview would go…

Story via Metro UK