Photos: Whoah! Have You Seen These Smiling Crocheted Sperms?

Say hello to “Spermies,” little smiling sperm “toys” made of a soft yarn. They’re handmade and according to their creators, also one-of-a-kind (we’d believe it).

There’s no explanation as to the story behind these crocheted spermies but the product on the Etsy shop reads:

“The Spermy's mouth is stitched with embroidery thread, and its eyes are small glass beads. It was created with our top-secret Wonka pattern, so you won't be able to buy a Spermy like this anywhere else!

“Wonka's Spermies are available in the following colors: white, red, orange, yellow, light green, mint, teal, light blue, dark blue, purple, pink, black, multicolor purple, and multicolor blue.”

Whatever floats your boat, we suppose!

Pics via Etsy