One woman’s tweets from witnessing the worst date ever are hilarious

As if dates weren't bad enough, this series of tweets will spook anyone out to HECK.

When it's witnessing other people on bad dates, it's perfectly okay as we can have a giggle and forget about it, however when it's us in the hot seat it can be a totally different story. One woman, Kelly Fine from New York was sitting in a restaurant minding her own business when she happened to see a couple on a first date, but the things she heard compelled her to share the conversation with others. Kelly took to Twitter to live-tweet the terrible date and the results are not only hilarious but borderline UNBELIEVABLE.

There's a couple on their first date at this sushi place and the guy announced "I don't look at menus. And I'm ordering for us." Girl.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now he's asking the sushi chefs if they have different fish. They don't have what he wants, which is "going to be a major problem."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

If only there was some way he could have known this before hand.

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Omg the waitress asked what kind of wine he wanted and he said "you're the aficionado, you tell me."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He asked his date if she wanted dry wine. She said "sake." He said "sweetie I can't make all the decisions for us." She said "...sake?"

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

It only seemed to get worse...

Oh no he just said something I won't repeat but it started with "any blonde woman that looks at me..."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

While his behaviour already seems inexcusable, he starts to demand attention.

The woman looked away for a second and he said "look at me. Don't look there, look at me."

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Kelly begins to realise the couple are not in fact meeting for the first time, but rather they're a long-term couple.

He's been telling some story about some woman that is a "big bitch" and I think it's her mom???? Are they married?? Her hands are crossed!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

It somehow, impossibly gets worse.

He chewed up the skin of his edamame!!!!!!!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Found out what he was promoting at 19. He's a DJ!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The guy even goes as far as to question the owner on his food options in the restaurant.

Tony is telling the owner about all the great Japanese food he's eaten and the owner is humoring him like a champ

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Before any more drama happens, Kelly decides to leave Tony and his girlfriend alone.

He is "introducing himself to a cigarette" outside so I'm going to leave. Thanks for tuning in! We made it!

— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016