Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day safe in the knowledge that we haven’t ever come across or experienced any of these advertisements… until now.
We’re talking about the worst advertisements to ever the small screen, big screen and billboards the world over. Who was on these marketing teams? We want them named and shamed…
Here they are in no particular order, brace yourselves:
1. Aphrodisiac?
Some alternative dining options at the La Benedicta…
2. Wonderbra It
Like this said, no time to be apart…
3. Spooning
All we’re short now is a spoon…
4. And The Prize For The Most Offensive Goes To…
Natan Jewellery takes the cake for the most offensive ad, implying that diamonds are the only way to a woman’s… heart?
5. Bud Special
Who came up with this one?
6. Ah, We Get It…
A sex shop gives their take on Valentine’s Day…
7. Diamonds Are Forever…
No, it’s not a surprised face.
8. The Biggest Question Mark Goes To…
We’re not quite sure what magical powers these Tampax have to ward off Mother Nature, but the Italian man seems to have God on his side too…
9. Be My Alentine…
Now THIS is a clever use of a missing letter…
10. Put A Ring On It
We pity the man who ever thought this was a good idea.
11. Can’t Take It All In
So an upside down greeting, a heart that looks like a bum, a bad pun and a watch. It’s Swatch of course.
12. Ann Gets Cheeky
Without a doubt, the cheekiest ad. We gasped at the end, we won’t lie.
