20 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in July

July was a strong month on Twitter.

Gas Twitter users truly surpassed themselves in having the ability to make me involuntarily expel air from my nose at a slightly more forceful rate than normal. Topics this month included holiday packing, Matilda being dumb, a weird obituary, Dad jokes and much more. Here's 20 of the funniest tweets you might've scrolled past this month.

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I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 1, 2016

2.

Working on my new impression, "drummer having a blast." Keep an eye out for "guitarist who's really feelin' it." pic.twitter.com/kJyThg6reg — Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood) July 2, 2016

3.

[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016

4.

And the award for best "Friends" extra goes to woman who sips coffee then chews it. pic.twitter.com/LQtycvoS9w — Nick Turner (@NicksTurners) July 6, 2016

5.

These bags of potatoes were left in a car unattended with all windows shut. They'll turn into chips in this heat. pic.twitter.com/f4pyNsnPFv

— esthero'mooredonohoe (@estheromd) July 7, 2016

6.

I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.. — Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) July 9, 2016

7.

Paul McCartney's new album looks great. pic.twitter.com/VTfSky7AKd

— MAGIC TRAMPS (@Elliot_Eastwick) July 9, 2016

8.

Nothing quite says "Chinese, xfactor, missionary for 10 minutes then bed" quite like a couple going to a Kodaline gig together — Adam (@RummHammm) July 9, 2016

9.

be the change you want to see in the world pic.twitter.com/x5CjWXJgHz

— christen (@christenrhule) July 11, 2016

10.

The women look like they're having so much fun in these tampon adverts I might start using them myself. — Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) July 14, 2016

11.

if matilda was so smart how come that woman in the library (the librarian) had to tell her she was allowed to take books home ?

— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) July 14, 2016

12.

Me making new life plans every time I have a hangover pic.twitter.com/qEuAX6noqL — Ana Kinsella (@anakinsella) July 16, 2016

13.

God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny.

Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong. — spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) July 17, 2016

14.

This. This is my masterpiece.https://t.co/rY07ji8FMz — Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) July 19, 2016

15.

At first glance, I thought this headline was a weirdly light-hearted obituary pic.twitter.com/J1uBO1QH9v — Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 22, 2016

16.

wow huge congrats to toilet pic.twitter.com/nHIpiHBd3i — becca t (@beccaandthebox) July 22, 2016

17.

This cigarette packet started singing Fairytale of New York at me? pic.twitter.com/Uza82pT7tY — John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) July 25, 2016

18.

my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX — jess (@enterjeshikari) July 26, 2016

19.

saw your boyfriend putting his headphones back in their little purse — mutable joe (@mutablejoe) July 27, 2016

20.

Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: pic.twitter.com/KIbnWicb8e — Hxssxin (@gothamsbatman) July 28, 2016

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Check out previous months' best tweets here: January February March April May June