Newry café is offering a full Irish breakfast… for everyone with a valid passport

The 'if you didn't laugh, you'd throw something' picture of the day.

McCooey's café in Newry are more than happy to do you up a few sausages, rashers, a fried egg, toast, tea or coffee and optional mushrooms and tomato (no thanks, you're grand)... ...but you'll need the proper documentation. What else can be said? You'll need a bit of soakage to get through today. We need 20cc of optimism, stat. Somebody needs to sit down and stand up for the Boys in Green whilst balancing a pint on their head, we need a distraction. Either that or you can just spend the day looking at this kitten. People love these cute little bastards.