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10th Nov 2014

Man Offers Lifetime Supply Of Bacon… In Exchange For A Wink

The tension is sizzling... (Sorry, we had to)

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OK, so we’re not going to lie. The bacon pulled us in.

Who doesn’t love a bit of bacon for their morning fry-up?

One man is banking on finding the love of his life, or at least the lust of his life, all in the name of a lifetime supply of the pig meat that melts your heart.

The man took to Gumtree to offer up an exchange that leaves little to the bartering imagination:

“I’Il have the life time supply of bacon, I’m desperate to get rid because I need to shed a few piggies.

“I know it says it’s free however I would like something in return. 😉 (The wink gives it away).”

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Maybe he’ll even make you some breakfast in the morning?

Who says romance is dead?