“Lies I’ve Told My Parents” Is The Funniest Hashtag You’ll See Today

This will give you a giggle. There has been some brilliant hashtags trending on Twitter of late, from live tweeting your period to whatever mischief the One Direction fandom get up to. However, the one that kicked off this week, #LiesIveToldMyParents, has been keeping us entertained all day. There are some absolute gems out there and here’s just some of our favourites:

It's not a hickey, I got bitten by a bug #LiesIveToldMyParents

— Alexandra Mahobe (@Lush_Life_xx) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents buy me this & I won't ask for anything else — Sir. Jeff The Don (@Tath_ngoni_oan) July 2, 2015

Mum:how's my eyeliner? Me: really pretty! Thinks* OMG that's terrible* #LiesIveToldMyParents

— Leah Jean (@SkftJones) July 1, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "but mom I checked my data this morning and I only used half and then they sent me a text that I used all of it!" — NIKS (@nikslorenzo) July 2, 2015

Even though I'm in my thirties I'm still too afraid to use the #LiesIveToldMyParents hashtag, just in case they find my twitter account.

— Kate Maria (@KateMariaGlobal) July 1, 2015

"I'm only going for the one drink" #LiesIveToldMyParents — Dan Madden (@mrdanmaddan) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "my phone died"

— Alexis Aguilar (@alexisaguilar93) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents it's just water — Lo Donnelly (@iamlodonnelly) July 1, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents I'm staying after school to revise.

— Rebecca Webb (@BeckyWebb_XO) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "Everyone else failed too" — AnneMarie (@Anz_Keane) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "I'm sleeping at a friends house"

— ak (@austinsajor_) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents it wasn't me that slammed the door, it was the wind — Agyeman. (@_petiteNats) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents I'd need 140 chapters, not 140 characters.

— Arran Macadam (@BallardB68) July 2, 2015

'I'll wash the dishes for a week if you let me go out' #LiesIveToldMyParents — Deisy Rodriguez (@days_rodriguez) July 2, 2015