Irish fella puts his girlfriend up for sale and we can’t cope with the reason why

Ah now. Patrick, who hails from Donegal, took to Done Deal yesterday to put his girlfriend for sale... the CHEEK. Now, it's probably just a joke on his part but we just hope his other half sees it the same way. Reasons for the decision include the fact that she likes to put her "freezing paws on his back" and enjoys scaring the living daylights out of him - standard pastimes to be fair. He also alludes to the fact that she does some nice things including making him soup so why he thinks the ad is a good idea, we'll never know. Check it out here, Patrick might be in the doghouse for a while.