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Published 12:38 10 Jul 2013 BST
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Do you find flat pack furniture irresistible? Get turned on by long beams, nails and screws. Then this sexy porn site is for you.
Hot Malm is an absolutely perfect parody of a traditional porn site but instead of beautiful women and men, everything just features IKEA’s famous Malm bed.
"We were inspired by a mission to share Malms of every size and color with the world," a representative of the Hot Malm Team told The Daily Dot.
"We were inspired by the beauty of Malms ever since we first encountered them in college. While there, we laid plenty but as we grew older, we noticed that something was lacking. There wasn't a place that shared our enthusiasm, where people that understood the beauty of a bare Malm could call home."
This fantastic furniture-fetish website features everything it seems that would be on a traditional porn website including...
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If you plan on seeking out some Malm on Malm action, you can check out the website here. It’s worth it.
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