This hilarious note left for the dog-sitter is the best thing you’ll see today

Taking care of anyone’s baby is a huge responsibility, even if it happens to be a fur-baby, which Twitter user Tommy Rivers soon learned.

He had the pleasure of minding his aunts precious little Pomeranian while she was away, and oh boy, he was going to be adapting to that pup’s schedule big time.

My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol pic.twitter.com/a6t7LGFFDR

— Tommy (@TommyRivers) July 9, 2017

Our dogs are part of the family after all and Tommy’s aunt left the sweetest and most entertaining note for how her girl Pepper should be taken care of. Too right we say. The ‘most beautiful girl in the world’ is fed promptly at 8am and no late dinners are allowed - she must eat again on the dot of 5pm. Oh yes, and zero carbs but the pup won’t mind as she can have a little dog treat every other day. She can't have Pepper getting plump now can she? During playtime, the green gun must be used to shoot the ball for Pepper to run after. Clearly ball time is the absolute craic so don’t ruin it by using your arm - your range will never live up to Pepper’s high standards – and your arm isn’t green either. Pass. Then there was the list of ‘DON'TS’. One must not raise their voice to Pepper, hit, spank or kick Pepper (em… is this not rather obvious?) and dog-sitter Tommy must know where she is at all times. We think Tommy’s aunt might have some trust issues here as she also demands she speak with her baby over Facetime. Undoubtedly kisses, hugs, belly rubs and new sniffs are key to making for a cheerful pup, so yes, Pepper can never have too much of any of these and evidently, she needs tucking in at bed time.

Update: you made her really happy and now she's going to bed lol pic.twitter.com/KkwYRDibBw

— Tommy (@TommyRivers) July 11, 2017

So how much do you wish you were Pepper right now?