THE WORST.
There is actually nothing in the world more heartbreakingly devastating than buying something new and shiny, taking it home and ripping off the sticker only to realise the sticker has left little stubborn sticker excretion on the otherwise pristine purchase.
Breathe.
Stickers are the work of satan himself.
Then, worse still, you dunk the thingamabob in water in the hope the suds will alleviate the damage and what are you left with? A FUCKING GIANT MESS.
At this stage you definitely resent the stupid item.
It’s just another oppressive metaphor in our patriarchal society.
Finally, the Internet has stepped in to solve all our woes and the answer is beautifully simple. You just take your hair dryer, blast the bastard sticker for a few seconds and viola, it peels right off.
Amen, Internet, amen.