She doesn’t hold back. At all.
Jane Park has put together a list of rules for her boyfriend Connor to adhere to while he’s on holiday in Ibiza.
The 20-year-old shared the set of rules on her Facebook page with the caption “Psycho Jane at it again” and it got a pretty big reaction.
Not only did Jane come up with a long list of do’s and don’ts, she also designed a special t-shirt for Connor to wear.
This specifically designed ‘girlfriend’ t-shirt includes a photo of Jane and Connor, coupled with the message “if you are reading this, you are too close to my boyfriend”.
The fact that Connor must wear said t-shirt at all times is one of the rules which includes a sub-section, instructing that the top should be worn at ALL times, even when in the shower.
See below for the list of rules in full:
Edinburgh native Jane, who actually won the lotto (with a £1 million jackpot) when she was 17, ends her list of rules with the sign-off:
“Be careful, I may turn up. Love u [sic]. Jane”.
She also included the all-seeing eyes emoji so that Connor knows she’s watching him at all times. Yikes.
Speaking to The Sun, Connor said:
“I fly out to Ibiza next Wednesday so I’m hoping the t-shirt is here in plenty of time. I’ve studied the rules but can’t help but laugh”.
To be fair, this isn’t the first time a girlfriend has come up with set instructions for her boyfriend to follow when he’s on holiday without her.
Whitney Travers did the same thing for her boyfriend Kieran Lumsden a couple of months back and you can read that particular list here.
