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27th Oct 2016

Fool pick-pocketers with this clever trick

Cassie Delaney

Sadly pick-pocketers are permanent residents in many large cities.

Going on holidays and even a jaunt around your own stomping ground can be ruined by the opportunistic asshats who have perfected sliding your prized processions from your pockets.

Thankfully, comedy genius Jeff Wysaski has come up with a very clever way to let pick-pocketers know exactly what the rest of the world thinks of them.

Firstly, you’ll need to purchase a cheap wallet.

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Next, you need to invest in one of those comically annoying birthday cards with the awful music.

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Finally, invest in A LOT of glitter.

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Using your Art Attack know-how, you need to cut the birthday card to isolate the musical contraption. Stick this in the wallet and create a fabric drop down pouch that will hold all your wonderful glitter.

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Finally, print out an alternative message alerting the pick-pocketer to the fact that they are scum.

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And hey presto, the perfect deterrent for scoundrels.

Check out more advice from Jeff HERE.