Crossed Lines: Man Clears Up Romantic Metro Misunderstanding

A man has written into the Metro (UK) to clear up any confusion that he tried to offer a woman travelling on the same metro line as him money in return for sex.

The man, who called himself “Creepy Guy At Station” wrote his number on a £10 note, because he didn’t have anything else, to give to the “stunning brunette.”

Fearing how the woman, whom he spotted on the Metropolitan line, would view this exchange he then took the opportunity to explain himself (and rescue his chances of bagging a date).

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