This escalated quickly.
These days, going viral is the ultimate badge of honour.
However, you usually never ever want anything your mum posts on Twitter to go viral, especially if it pertains to you and your sexuality.
But one poor lad named CJ found himself at the centre of a Twitter sh*tstorm when his poor Mammy took to the social media site to find out what the strange contraption she found in his private bathroom was.
The mum, who goes by the name “Patty Parsons” on Twitter, posted a photo of the object hoping someone might enlighten her.
CJ is the only on to use the downstairs bathroom and I went down to clean and seen this anyone know what it is pic.twitter.com/Tmb4jJiM3z
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 22, 2015
People were more than happy to shed some light on the situation…
@PattyParsonsPat @GlitterKingg Its an @Fleshjack with the Shower Wall Mount attachment. The Light-Blue ones are usually Celebrity ones. — BerlinMen (@BerlinMen) November 25, 2015
@PattyParsonsPat@GlitterKingg@BerlinMen Right on the money!
— Official Fleshjack (@Fleshjack) November 25, 2015
After flogging the denial approach pretty hard, Patty decided to turn it on the manufacturers.
@Fleshjack @GlitterKingg @BerlinMen what’s a 19 year old doing with this filth you shouldn’t be selling this to teens
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 26, 2015
Soon, Patty was claiming she would rather her son go to war than masturbate. Step away from the phone Patty. 
However, things settled again when Patty’s son simply explained that it was his mates. Of course it is.
Well CJ said that flashlight masterbater was his buddys and its out if this house. Buddy ain’t aloud over for thanksgiving
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 26, 2015
CJ says he don’t pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#
— Patty Parsons (@PattyParsonsPat) November 27, 2015
A happy ending for everyone involved. Especially CJ. (heh heh).
