Bride posts surprisingly funny post about selling her wedding dress

"Not getting married? That’s ok!! The dress would look great on many different occasions, it would look great while your washing the dishes or standing to catch a train, or even standing in line to do a name change because the name you took on makes you feel nauseous and filled with more regret than a one night stand you hand back in 2007!! Wear it to the pub and people will buy you celebration drinks, even better fake cry and the sympathy drinks come in from every angle and every guy there who wants to be your rebound!! The dress will of paid for itself in one night! So don’t be put off do come and try this stunning dress and I’ll send you off with a bottle of champers and good luck!!"