Autobiographies are a wonderful way to strengthen the bond between a celebrity and their stalkers.
Revealing intimate (but heavily edited) details about their personal lives can be a source of therapy for public figures, plus a great way to pay for last summer’s garage conversion.
Here are some autobiographies that deserve to be made immediately.
Jaden Smith’s Twitter feed is a daily source of wisdom in this cruel and unforgiving world. This year in particular has seen his knowledge soar to greater heights than ever before.
Plus, His Use Of Capitalisation At The Start Of Every Word Is Both Admirable And Aesthetically Pleasing.
Please Jaden, as a keen reader of Her.ie, strongly consider my request and put your marvellous mind on paper.
Kimberly’s finest moment of parenting this year was when she cropped her own flesh and blood out of an Instagram photo because “her eyes were closed”. Yet to make a comment on the situation, it’s likely that North was livid and felt shafted by her mother.
An autobiography covering areas such as this and the time North “accidentally” posted an Instagram of Kim looking well would be a joy to read. Please, Kim.
Renowned conspiracy theorist Jim Corr has said some questionable things in his time, so why not provide him with a large forum to share every conspiracy that has entered his head?
I want to hear it all: The bitching and backstabbing within The Corrs, their forced diets to achieve the title of Corrs Light, the truth behind why Freddos are horrendously overpriced, etc. Jim, I am ready.
Justin Bieber’s Dad was the most hilarious man on Twitter for about 30 seconds when nudes were leaked of his son.
The next logical step is for Jeremy to duet with Justin on a track called ‘What Do Ü Feed That Thing?”. Following on from that, the next logical step is to release an autobiography with the remainder of his questions regarding his son’s genitalia.
Teresa, I am still not over your weather report. I want more.
I want to know how long it took you to dry after the report, whether the winds were actually that strong, did holding your finger to your ear help in any way? I’ve a lot of questions and I want sufficient answers.
It’s still early days and I am probably just excited about what happened, but I still believe that now is most definitely the time to strike.
