Own one of these items? You might just be middle class

Own a Spiralizer? Or a Dyson hoover? Or even a NutriBullet?

Well, you might just be middle class. These are just a few of the 16 items that 'etiquette expert' Willian Hanson says owning makes you middle class. He put together this list in a study for insurance provider Esure. This is the list they came up with, via i100:

1. Smart TV (owned by 42% of middle class households) 2. Dyson vacuum cleaner (owned by 38% of middle class households) 3. Barbeque (owned by 31% of middle class households) 4. Vinyl records (owned by 17% of middle class households) 5. iMac (owned by 12% of middle class households) 6. Nutribullet (owned by 11% of middle class households) 7. Antler or Samsonite luggage (owned by 10% of middle class households) 8. Wood burning stove (owned by 9% of middle class households) 9. Spiralizer (owned by 8% of middle class households) 10. Mulberry bag (owned by 5% of middle class households 11. Matching coasters (owned by 5% of middle class households) 12. Boiling water taps (owned by 4% of middle class households) 13. Hot tub (owned by 4% of middle class households) 14. Aga range cooker (owned by 4% of middle class households) 15. Smeg fridge (owned by 4% of middle class households) 16. Brompton bike (owned by 3% of middle class households)

And now for the breakdown. The way we see it, if you have up to five - You like nice things but you haven't completely lost touch with reality. If you have between six and ten - you might need to start wondering if you're Edward Norton's character at the start of Fight Club, your life defined by your possessions. If you have between 11 and 16 - there's a serious case of notions happening here. You need to throw half of your shit out.