Well, it’s fair to say this was one delayed flight that EVERYBODY wanted to get off.
The heartache of dumping your significant other is never going to be easy, but we’re thinking choosing a delayed flight to break the news isn’t going to help the situation.
When Kelly Keegs settled into a flight seated beside a couple, she didn’t expect an explosive break-up to follow.
Rather than feeling awkward by the warring couple, Kelly decided to tweet their whole break-up… and it got interesting:
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she’s SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Guy: “is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?” — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don’t care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I don’t want to be this girl. I don’t want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME” — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“Is that what you’re starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you don’t even understand why I’m FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “You need to calm down” Girl: “To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere” — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Then the plot thickened… with mentions of a Charlotte…
“I’m going to ask Charlotte. I’m going to ask her the minute we get home and we’ll see if your STORIES MATCH” (Omg scandal who’s Charlotte?) — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “I can’t discuss this anymore.” Girl: “so I’m not worth your time????”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Then came the twist nobody saw coming…
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Good luck to the first person who asked how their flight was…
H/T Huffington Post
