Brought to you by Cleanmarine for Women
Periods are never fun.
And we all deserve a massive round of applause for getting through them every month.
From the piercing pain to the sheer panic when you’re caught out without a tampon or pad, it’s amazing we manage to keep our wits about us during our time of the month. And don’t even get us started on the mood swings.
Here are the things that we really wish were acceptable when we have PMS.
Staying in bed for a solid three days
It is our firm belief that we should be allowed to stay in bed for the duration of our periods. Work and nights out can take a back seat. All we want is our duvet.
Making our friends stay in with us so we don’t miss out on anything
While we want to stay in, we don’t want to miss out on any quality banter either. If only it was acceptable to force our friends to stay in with us and not have any fun until we are back to our normal selves. Or even if there was a way to rewind the clocks and get all that time back. That would be great. We can’t handle any FOMO.
Wearing our dressing gown to the shops/work
This should definitely become a thing this winter. During our periods we should never be forced into wearing skinny jeans or actual adult clothes. We just want to wear our dressing gowns all day with a hot water bottle tucked down the front for good measure.
Hiding away in a round tower
So you don’t have to deal with anyone else’s drama. People are great for a cuddle when you have PMS but sometimes you just want to be left completely alone and that’s okay too.
Wearing a facemask to work so no one has to see your spots
One of the worst side effects of PMS is the horrible amount of spots you get. If only it was acceptable to wear a facemask/bag/mask over your face so no one has to see them. Makeup doesn’t always cut it.
Getting a takeaway on the hour every hour
Like clockwork. Just think about it, every possible meal delivered right to your door just when you’re feeling like it. If only we had the money to make this possible.
Chocolate covered painkillers
Two birds with one stone. The perfect accompaniment for those horrible cramps.
Having our very own smashing room
Bear with me on this one. How great would it be to have a designated room in your house where you could go to smash stuff? It would be just like a spare room but better. You could just go in and get all your rage out breaking plates, cups etc.. We think that it would really help with the mood swings.
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