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16th April 2015
05:10pm BST

Falling into/knocking over a display.
The "I'm really sorry but can I leave that back?" (Translation: "I don't have enough money.")
Holding up the queue.
Refusing to take a bag and then realising how stupid that was.
Bumping into your ex with ice cream, tampons and a meal-for-one.
Dropping the bottle of fizzy juice on the floor.
