25 Thoughts We Have When Deep-Stalking On Facebook

Nothing moves faster than a woman who has just accidentally liked something on Facebook.  Especially if it's months, or even *shiver* years old. We've been caught deep-stalking, and now everyone will know. Here are the 25 thoughts we have when deep-stalking our crush on Facebook.

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1   Oh my God, he added me. I'm not going to accept until tomorrow. 2. That's right, you just slow roast in the oven of my social media coolness. 3. Is it rude if I don't accept? I mean I've posted a status so he'll know I've been online. I better accept. 4. Ermegerd, FRIENDS. 5. I must boil the kettle now for a nice cuppa, this could take a while. 6. First things first, stalk myself to see how I look from his point of view. 7. Now, I'm just going to do that one more time because I forgot to click the "view as" button. 8. I feel sad that I wore those tights on my arms. 9. Right mister, let's have a look at you. 10. Now, to find the most recent ex. First stop, profile pictures. 11. Sister, friend, friend, mother, EX- GIRLFRIEND. Bingo. 12. I'll just have a quick look over on her page. **Ten minutes later and you're looking through a 2009 album of her family skiing trip.**  13. Ha. That is SUCH the ultimate beginner's slope. She can't even ski. 14. I better call the roomie in to laugh at this. And bring me more tea. 15. Ahh, she slammed the door. I am NOT in a position to be startled. 16. I am actively internet stalking and I am six years back on his ex-girlfriend's ALBUMS. Not tagged pictures - ALBUMS. 17. Right, I'll let her have a little look. 18. AH AH, do NOT touch the phone. I will hold, you will look. 19. Her foundation is lovely - Estee Lauder. I'm just going to write that one down. 20. What am I thinking? NO written evidence. Memorise. 21. Right, I'm seven years back. Keep hands, feet and utensils away from the screen. 22. I have a notification. WHAT IS IT. HAVE I MADE HER FACE MY PROFILE PICTURE? 23. No, it's just my status. Breathe. Or actually don't. Your breath might set something off. 24. I've liked a picture of her cousin's communion day from 2007. Sweet baby Jesus, I've liked it. 25. Blocked and deleted. Account deactivated. Phone off. Aer Lingus website  - I'm moving.