25 Of March's Funniest Tweets

Oh, Twitter <3 The standard of tweets during March was through the roof. People were covering topics including but not limited to World Book Day, Easter, croissants and Paloma Faith. Standard. Here's a selection of 25 sublime tweets that might have passed you by this month.

#WorldBookDay Forgot they had to be in costume, so they're going to school as pages 89 & 165 of the Argos catalogue pic.twitter.com/5JHnHlRbte
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 3, 2016

Manic Street Preachers tried to warn us, but we didn't listen... pic.twitter.com/rmQmSLP4Fz — Ian Cummins (@TheGreatHumbug) March 3, 2016

Tell us how you helped #OJSimpson hide the knife Brendan. pic.twitter.com/WnwPqjycUn
— Greg Wright (@GregTheWright) March 4, 2016

why does this read like Stephen Gately somehow mysteriously killed a child with his jacket pic.twitter.com/VEegLWFy3O — snidey montag (@hummusandpizza) March 5, 2016

Canny see that lasting three month pal pic.twitter.com/enkF00y10K
— thumper tits (@shsawda3529) March 5, 2016

dnatsrednU lliW dnaL sdrawkcaB morF elpoeP ylnO sgnihT 81 — Adam Hess (@adamhess1) March 8, 2016

who painted this you made me fuck up my car pic.twitter.com/E1qG0c0eDi
— Hmmm. (@assthetics__) March 9, 2016

Pretend you’re a Royal by licking a picture of your gran every time you want to post a letter. — Dave (@Join_Dave) March 9, 2016

Finally, some good news pic.twitter.com/ov1AV1iXUC
— Nessa (@nessadinneen) March 10, 2016

Is it possible to request that the woman next to me eats a ham sandwich on croissant? Oh thats already happening?K great many thanks so dope — jenny slate (@jennyslate) March 11, 2016

DELIGHTED to receive Australia's highest accolade pic.twitter.com/viqR3RBHUp
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) March 16, 2016

I imagine very few people successfully steal windchimes — Craig Deeley (@craiguito) March 16, 2016

We're so close to being completely out of content. pic.twitter.com/UKRvYDN91R
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) March 18, 2016

When you haven't drank in a few days and you're seriously proud pic.twitter.com/hjFniYAHIZ — Jack (@Jack_O_C) March 20, 2016

If you’re a classic rock fan, and an insufferable snob, your favorite band is The Whom.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 20, 2016

She truly is the world's greatest athlete pic.twitter.com/bYpqw8OmD0 — Anna Marquardt (@ajlobster) March 22, 2016

great name, lads. https://t.co/WFH7TYVJxW
— Neasa Conneally (@neasaconneally) March 23, 2016

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's pic.twitter.com/wTjpK19Kub — dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 24, 2016

50% of Roger Federer's name is "er"
— Erik Durbin (@erik_durbin) March 24, 2016

using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens. — Lourdes (@gossipgriII) March 25, 2016

I placed myself in this Office photo like it's a show about a 20-something Indian woman running her first company pic.twitter.com/9XxrbEgZHN
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) March 26, 2016

The day Paloma Faith and I broke up but we still had to get the tube home together. pic.twitter.com/n1ffAncHtJ — Shane Langan (@Shaneinho) March 26, 2016

#rte1916 meets #RunAwayWithMeme ??? pic.twitter.com/D09C4snZuT
— Patrick Kavanagh (@PatrickKTV) March 27, 2016

I love 2 Chainz cause I never have to wonder how many chains he has — Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 27, 2016

"I was like, 'there's no fucking way Sean Gallagher's taking over from us,' so I texted in to The Frontline" pic.twitter.com/dXV6VxLRF0
— Alan (@alan_maguire) March 28, 2016

Check out January and February's best tweets, along with the best tweets of 2015 here and here.

25 Of March’s Funniest Tweets