22 Rationales For Tonight’s Glass of Wine

Happy humpday!  Here look we’ll prelude this article by saying we’re not trying to condone excessive mid week alcohol consumption but hey we’re all adults here and we know how difficult Wednesday can be. So in case anyone gives you hassle for that (large) glass of wine you’re pouring just pick one of the below perfectly acceptable reasons to support your behaviour. #TreatYoSelf It’s been a long day Its an antioxidant I haven’t had a drink all week I’m stressed It enhances the flavour of my food I’m a grown up I’m parched I deserve it It’s one of my 5 a day It helps me sleep It’s good for the heart I like my drinking to be consistent I’ve never tried this Chilean Pinot Grigio before It makes me feel sexy So many good stories start with “The wine made me do it” I need to wash the chocolate down with something Its 3-for-2 in Tesco It prevents gum disease I waved at the wrong person today The wrong person waved at me today It’s “me time” Staying in is the new going out