21 Things Enda Kenny Also Needs To Dissolve

Enda Kenny has asked President Higgins to dissolve the Dáil. That's all well and good, Taoiseach, but there's more urgent things that need to be dissolved in the year of our Lord 2016 here in Ireland. I've drafted a list of things that Enda Kenny also needs to request to be dissolved, as he is an avid reader of this publication so we stand a good chance of this happening.

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1. Solpadeine Interrogation 2. Dublin Bus not accepting notes 3. Restaurants not splitting the bill 4. Mrs. Brown's Boys 5. Jedward 6. Smug holiday Instagram posts 7. Netflix region blocks 8. The Leaving Cert 9. Quinoa 10. Flat 7 Up's alleged healing properties 11. Gender inequality 12. The CAO 13. Hangovers 14. Phone batteries that last approximately 12 minutes 15. Hand luggage liquid separation 16. Mouth breathers 17. TOWIE 18. People younger than you being successful 19. Girls that can perfect the messy bun 20. Crystal Swing 21. Dark chocolate