20 Of February’s Funniest Tweets

Twitter, am I right? February was a great month for Twitter users, the standard of humour was sky high and everyone should be very proud of themselves. Apart from those that just lurk on Twitter and don't tweet. You are disgusting. Let's see 20 of the best Tweets from last month.

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Just one time on a weight loss show I want them to be like 'and now it's time for the weigh-ins' and the entire Wayans family walks out

— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) February 1, 2016

This must look like the plot to a fantasy adventure movie to non-Irish people pic.twitter.com/BmlQo8ei7U — deemcdonnell .biz (@deevseverything) February 2, 2016

[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 3, 2016

Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460 — Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 4, 2016

Being alone on pancake day is far worse than being alone on Valentine's day because nothing is sadder than flipping a pancake in silence.

— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) February 9, 2016

",,,,, " – Boy George — Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) February 12, 2016

I hear he's on Facebook https://t.co/17DTQQupNL

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 15, 2016

Can anyone recommend either a good restaurant in Valencia or a subtle way of letting people know you have cool holiday plans — Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) February 15, 2016

"We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"

CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan — Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 15, 2016

if anyone is looking to rent a hive best place to check is Air Bee and Bee — David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) February 17, 2016

My subliminal referencing of Irish names continues to shame us.

— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) February 20, 2016

Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. pic.twitter.com/LuGppvSycJ — Andy Lang (@HRH_Duke_of_Url) February 22, 2016

when u want to enjoy scenic views of the pacific coast but vlc media player keeps trying to update pic.twitter.com/61wQfPAZTM

— olga⚡️lexell (@runolgarun) February 23, 2016

Annie Oakley was an entertainer in the late 1800s, famous for her skill as a sharpshooter and her trademark wraparound sunglasses — Bit Riffman (@chuchugoogoo) February 23, 2016

None of them are Irish, don't know why they're called Little Micks

— John (@UpturnedBathtub) February 24, 2016

just drew this pic of my idol love you @Nat_Cassidy pic.twitter.com/AgSAu0JKFu — tom walker (@tom4everever) February 25, 2016

I ordered a coffee at Starbucks and gave my name as 'Me'. Now everyone thinks the barista is bragging about having a latte.

— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) February 26, 2016

Put this stock cube in the Quality Street and none of my flatmates fell for it. Anyway make sure 2 vote see ya later pic.twitter.com/6rrky7GbN2 — Fuchsia MacAree (@fuchsiamacaree) February 26, 2016

Love the curry muller corner pic.twitter.com/Z8hhSmiIVA

— John (@UpturnedBathtub) February 26, 2016

The surname 'Goodbody' is prob a v high pressure one to have I imagine — LN (@incogellen) February 28, 2016

Check out January's best Tweets here.