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Published 20:00 29 Apr 2015 BST
Updated 14:46 28 Apr 2015 BST
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Did you see the fat penguin?
Yes, yes, it broke the ice.
Do you like cheese? Because I’m an Easi Single
Hilarious lads. And the cheesiness does not work, believe us.
Have you a light?
A classic, but a good one. And it breaks the ice a lot easier than the fat penguin.
I play GAA
Yes it has been said. And yes, it has worked.
I’ve great road frontage
Always worth your consideration ladies.
Do you know what this t-shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.
Yes, very clever.
Are you heading up to (insert random pub/nightclub name).
Not very creative, but it gets the conversation going!
What time will I wake you for breakfast?
What a chancer!
That dress would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Now you're just being cheeky!
And if all else fails…
“My friend wants to know will you shift me?”
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