11 Things Penises Look Like (That We Really Wish They Didn’t)

The penis is a pretty perplexing appendage. For something that is supposed to be enticing women to help them to further the human race, few penises could ever be described as conventionally attractive. They look a shade too close to an under-cooked pork loin or Ben Kingsley. via GIPHY The best a penis can hope for is to be really sound. They should work on their personalities more as they won't be winning any beauty contests. Here's 10 things penises look like (that we really wish they didn't)...

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Luncheon meat Willy roll scarred many a national school attendee for life. Dr. Evil How about one meeeellion dollars to never have to look directly at a penis again? via GIPHY Doctor Zoidberg Another fleshy doctor we'd prefer not to have to touch with our bodies. A weird cat C'mon, it's undeniable.... Coddle The signature dish of Dublin City would put you off penis for life. Image via Dave McGinn Honourable mention: this Bacon and Cabbage  What is it about Irish pork products? Earthworm Jim Am I the only one who's been thinking this for years? HeyDay Arnold Schwarzenegger AAAAAAHHHHH the veins are too much. via GIPHY DEFINITELY this guy.... via GIPHY THIS snake is the two-headed penis of our nightmares. via GIPHY And finally when they're feeling amorous, they look a LOT like this handsome devil... via GIPHY