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11th Feb 2015

11 Things Irish People Do on Public Transport

Nothing beats a bag of Tayto on the train

Rebecca McKnight

Between travelling to work and heading home for the weekend, we as a nation spend quite a lot of time on public transport.

As a result, you may have noticed that we have certain traditions when it comes to sitting on a bus or train.

These are 11 things that Irish people do on public transport…

                                                      

1. Talk to elderly people

We love nothing more than having the chats, especially with the older generation. They’re always so full of words of wisdom and hilarious anecdotes like “public transport isn’t what it used to be.”

2. Coo at babies

We do it everywhere but you are guaranteed entertainment on your journey if there’s a cute baby around… unless of course it’s crying.

3. Sit beside someone even though there’s plenty of free seats

Like we said, we love the chats!

4. Complain about the price/ condition of the carriage/ the other passengers

The public transport companies can’t win – we complain if they don’t turn up, we complain when they do. We’ve got high standards. There’s nothing wrong with that.

5. Eat a bag of Tayto Cheese and Onion

Nothing beats this if you’re the one eating them but if you’re not, it’s guaranteed you’re the thing the other passengers are complaining about.

6. Call home to say we’re on our way home

We’ll probably be there in five minutes but still, it has to be done.

7. Start the party early

The bus or train is often the place where people decide to get the evening going with a sneaky drink and a few tunes. (On some occasions that turns into a lot of drink and very loud music.)

8. Change the name for pre-booked seats

Ever found yourself seated across from Father Jack or Mrs Doyle? We have!

9. Wait for the trolley… complain about the trolley… love the trolley

The whole journey revolves around this contraption.

10. Order a Barry’s Tea and a KitKat

Best. Meal. Ever.

11. Thank the driver

Our mams made sure we grew up with good manners.